- beyonce's publishing team: how are we going to promote your new album
- beyonce: i'm beyonce
- beyonce's publishing team: tru
WAIT GUYS do you remember how much hate Beyoncé got for her Superbowl performance being too “provocative”??? This album is SO empowered and sexual and it’s like one giant “FUCK YOU.” Genius.
laughing so hard at Lady Gaga’s $25,000,000 Artpop promotion escapade vs Beyonce just dropping an album and saying ‘surprise’
Beyonce is so unoriginal.
The other members of Destiny’s Child release albums that nobody knows about all the time.
Beyoncé spontaneously releasing this album during finals week is possible the best/very worst thing that have ever happened.
The laws of physics don’t apply to Beyoncé. She made something out of nothing. She spontaneously filled a void. It’s like the Big Bang.
EVERY MAJOR POP RELEASE THIS YEAR HAS SUFFERED DUE TO OVEREXPOSURE
ROAR WAS EVERYWHERE
GAGA LEAKED ALMOST HER ENTIRE ALBUM EARLY
BEYONCE SNUCK UNDER THER ADAR AND IS GETTING US TO BUY BY SHEER CURIOSITY AND SHOCK
Marin Mazzie’s straight tone.
Marin Mazzie’s vibrato.
Marin Mazzie’s breasts.